install theme
icaruses:

This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit 
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy 
vvhite-heaven:

all a girl need
my-teen-quotes:

Relatable posts?
splash3d:

Best pic ever.
toloveandbelovedbyme:

osm0sis:

theycall-herlove:


Bath mat turns red when wet.

want

Okay in all seriousness, no one can begin to comprehend the intensity of my desire for this product. Imagine having guests over, they would get out of the shower and start screaming and you would just be in another room stifling your laughter.
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